Christmas is coming
The goose is getting fat
Everywhere I go I wear my santa hat
If you haven’t got a santa hat a stocking cap will do
If you havent’ got a stocking cap you’ll say ker-choo!
Christmas is coming
Have you bought your wine?
Better do it soon because I won’t share mine
If you haven’t got a bottle your Christmas will be lame
And you won't have anyone except yourself to blame
Christmas is coming
With presents on the tree
How the hell they got up there, don’t ask me
If you didn’t get a present, consider this advice:
Santa will skip over you if you’re not nice
Christmas is coming
Have you extra lives?
You’ll need all of them if you should hear Burl Ives
If you don’t run screaming from the room you’ll wanna stab yourself
Then dial 9-1-1 and give a call for help
Christmas is coming
Light a penny candle
Bring me all the peanut brittle I can handle
If you haven't got a peanut, some toffee will be fine
And a little box of chocolates and some deep red wine
Deep red wine,
Deep red wine,
Merlot is fine,
La la la!
Okay, I am laughing my butt off now!! Great Christmas poem! I even love the part about Burl Ives. The reading of this poem should become a Christmas tradition.
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