23 July 2010

little balloons i'm sending up to the universe

i would like some clarification on your answer to my fat problem

i smell good today………but i’m at work – so who cares?

if a person wants a hamburger pizza, a person should just say so. i may be intuitive but i ain’t psychic

please move the clock faster on m-f, then slow it down sat-sun – that is all. thank you

why did you impose that peanut-butter granola bar on me?

there was a cat hair on my windshield this morning

my favorite pair of shorts….are jorts…….and i am not ashamed of it

i’m still waiting, but no reply, to this request for an explanation of why all the fat. Nothin.

i am also having a good hair day. i’m 0 for 2

i like red licorice

8 comments:

  1. Black licorice is superior. Red licorice isn't true licorice. It's just goo.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Have to agree with Marc on the licorice, except I do like to chew red Twizzlers when I'm driving on road trips.

    ReplyDelete
  3. So that's how you survive those brutal drives out to western Kansas!

    ReplyDelete
  4. um....yeah..."black" licorice may have the true licorice flavor, but i'd like to see you chew on a package of it for 500 miles.

    i used to always take red licorice and a bag of bit o honeys - till the bit o honeys practically dislocated my jaw!

    ReplyDelete
  5. Ha ha --chew on black licorice for 500 miles and you'll be making a lot of stops.

    No, red licorice rules when it comes to driving long trips. Marc, you better pack you up some for Ashokan.

    Not sure if this is where I got the idea, but when I saw Wayne and Garth tearing off pieces of red rope licorice they had wrapped around the ceiling light in their car, on their drive to Milwaukee to see Alice Cooper in concert, I was inspired.

    ReplyDelete
  6. bit o' honeys, do they still make those? God, what an obnoxious candy, I bet they made dentists roll over in their graves. Them and black cows.

    The ropes taste better than the twizzle sticks. Those twizzle sticks taste like wax.

    ReplyDelete
  7. EXACTLY!! a little flavor with a lotta chewy!! yummy

    ReplyDelete